Friday, December 20, 2013

Fuzzy D's Quick List's: 7"s, EPs and Demos

New jams are what make the fuzzy world go 'round. 7 inch records, which most men would agree is a relevant size, provide tasty samplings of jams to come. That is why this year I am honoring my favorite short and extended play releases from 2013 starting with 7"s and finishing with Demo's and EP's (not as many).

Though my LP list will be, these are not in any particular order. They all kick many asses and deserve your attention so check 'em out already!

(Playlist at the bottom for head banging whilst browsing if you so choose.)

7" Jams

Raw Prawn - None Left 7"

Sam Coffey and the Iron Lungs - All To Myself 7"

Bits of Shit - Meat Thump 7"

Destruction Unit - Two Strong Hits 7"

The Men - Electric 7"

Lovely Legs - 7"

Audacity - Finders Keepers 7"

Magnetix - Impaction 7"

Fuzz - Sunderberry Dream 7"

The Coathangers NĂ¼ Sensae - Split 7"

Cosmonauts - Wear Your Hair Like A Weapon 7"

The UV Race - Queens of Punk 7"

Dumb Doctors - I Am You 7"

Naturnal Child - CRS Blues 7"

East Link - Angel Gun 7"

John Wesley Coleman - Whisper Mountain 7"

Lumpy & The Dumpers - 7"

Manateeez - Cat Food 7"

Steve Adamyk Band - Monterrey 7"

Pujol - Deep Cuts 7"

EP and Demo Jams

Las Rosas - Demo

Parquet Courts - Tally All The Things That You Broke EP

Santoros - Animals EP

The Tone - Demo

White Lodge - Holy Void EP

Gary Wrong Group - Knights of Misery EP

Poolboy - Soda Kids EP

Flagpolers - Demo

The Bats Pajamas - Just Ripe EP

Diver Dress - The Silence EP

Volage - Maddie EP

L.A. Witch - L.A. Witch EP

The Narx - The Narx EP

The New Shitbirds - Basement Demo Demo

Top 20 LPs/Cassettes comin' soon.

Here's an hour long playlist for ya!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Flagpolers - Demo (2012)

Straight up, hand's down, fucked up, beat down punk rock from Vancouver. More to come in the near future. Feel free to pay $$$.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Lumpy & The Dumpers - 7" (2013)

You guys ready to get blown back by some really explosive shit! I'm serious, this is going to destroy you.

Feel free to pay money


And for good measure, check out these other recordings from last year.

Friday, November 15, 2013

White Lodge Demos and EPs

I know you guys are craving free, new shit because you don't buy records and you probably also suck at life in general. This is for all you fucktards straining the economy with your unemployment checks. White Lodge whips it out and unleashes a stream of piss directly into the orifice that once contained your left eye. You suck, but they like you anyway. So here it is, take it with thanks to a failing music industry and your own lack of ability to get up and do something with your lowly, pathetic life. Work for a living, buy wax and stop being a schlup!

By the way, this music is pretty damn sweet, relish it while you can!

Gary Records


Volage - Maddie 10" EP (2013)

This band fits right in here. Heavy, distorted, destructive noises tied together with some old electrical tape from the basement where rock n' roll was born. Not too noisy for you lovers of the clean and not lacking in any either for those who enjoy static. Shit's just right.

Howlin' Banana

For Your Eyeballs:

Cold Pumas - Persistent Malaise (2012)

Yet another fantastic album from 2012 that I managed to miss. Psyched out dream reel sounds with a punk tinge. Fantastic by all means. The kind of of album you flip from A-side to B-side to A-side to B-side and maybe a few more times before you're done.

1. A Versatile Gift
2. Fog Cutter
3. Sherry Island
4. Variety Lights
5. The Modernist Crown
6. Puce Moment
7. Rayon Gris
8. Vanishing Point

For Your Eyeballs:

Thursday, November 14, 2013

The Bats Pajamas - Just Ripe EP (2013)

Filthy garage gunk jammin' up your pipes. Fuzzed way out and stuffed with bacon.


For your eyeballs:

Cheap Time - Exit Smiles (2013, Album Stream)

Some streaming action coming in hot from In The Red, which you all know kicks many asses on a regular basis. I'm gonna dare to call this band Cock Punk. This classification is appropriate because while listening to Jeffrey's vocals you can easily imagine him up on stage with it out, right there, all up in your face. You're like, "Why am I moving closer to the stage as I listen to this awesome music?" Do I need to draw a picture for you? Just listen already!

In The Red

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

The Prefab Messiahs - Devolver (2013)

I was almost alive 5 years after this shit was recorded, so why is it coming out as a cassette on the ever increasingly popular Burgerpizzaham records in 2013? 27 Tracks dummy! Are you joking? No, dummy! These tracks are the big time decades over due. They sing in harmony about not singing in harmony. Every song makes you feel like you learned something, even though you are probably stoned out of your mind right now, aren't you? Well you're gonna need a bunch more of that and a tape deck so you can get down with some of this.


No link this time, It's $6, don't be so cheap.

For your eyeballs:

Monday, November 11, 2013

Friday, October 25, 2013

The Tone - Demo (2013)

Mike Kriebel of the now defunct Eeries. Straight outa Philly. All the sweet and salty flavorings you got from those lo-fi demo jams, but with more sincerity and maturity. Gonna let the tracks do the talking now...

Friday, October 11, 2013

Ketamines Singles Series (2013)

We may not be governed by the same democracy, but me and Paul Lawton of Ketamines speak the same damn language. Don't be a sheep and don't let the stupid world get you down. He is the man, and he's making it rain on this whole garage scene, rain sweet licks that will drown your brain in an acid bath. Along side their freshly pressed LP, You Cannot Serve Two Masters, these dudes have been periodically releasing these killer 7"s, last one to come in December. Check the first three below.


Leaning Trees

Saturday, September 7, 2013


So if we're being completely honest here, I haven't been keeping up with this blog. I get submissions on the reg and want to give you all the appropriate attention that I'm sure you all deserve (not including the guy who keeps on sending me info on AFI, seriously?). Apologies to all those who have taken the time to send me music. There will be posts on this blog again soon, but for now, like my page on facebook, as I've been posting on there a lot more than I have on here, and that way you can still find some tasty jams to listen to and possibly continue to discover great new music!

Yo peace

Monday, May 27, 2013

Little Seizures - S/t 7" (2013)

Some pretty damn sweet primal punk for your head to try and handle. Bang it for a while and the little seizures should kick in.

Go Ape

Monday, March 25, 2013

Two New 7"s by Cosmonauts


Thursday, March 21, 2013

Adam Widener - Gimmee Gimmee Scientific Stuff 7" (2013)

I am a graphic designer by trade and ever since I first studied it in college, I have been quite fond of such combinations of red and blue. Combinations that make your eyes scurry into the back of your head, sockets teeming with blood and sweat. But enough about your stupid eyeballs. This EP is a real jam, upbeat and haphazardly sweet. Oh, and it comes on this funky wax... 

Get yourself one!

Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Unwed Teenage Mothers - If You Think You're Lonely Now EP (2012)

Few explanations are needed for a band that rocks in such an ideal, uncanny way. Members of Bass Drum of Death and Lover! have come together to bake a punk pop pie of radical proportions. Their sounds will melt your earwax, and leave you wanting nothing but more, more, MORE!

1. If You Think You're Lonely Now
2. FFI
3. Why Does It Have To Be Tonight
4. Rain

Monday, January 28, 2013

Earth Rod - Demo (2013)

This UK junk punk trio is destined to kick many asses. Pooling the resources of two already spastic, mind splattering groups, Meaty Bone-Bone and Thee Ludds (one of my recent favorites), these tracks will leave you with nothing but headaches and hard-ons. Party on butt munchers and keep your eyes peeled wide for more.